Procrastination the Second

Most people will try to tell you hell week is next week.  Not so for me - mine was last week, and now I'm once again having fun in the happy land of procrastination.  Granted, next week isn't all fun and games (think ridiculous English paper, daily readings, and making an extraordinary effort to stay awake in bio class . . . oh and a tennis match sometime that week), but it's a lot better than the two novels, three papers, and excessive amounts of daily reading of the last two weeks.

But really I want to write about a sign on the Noyce (science building, where I do practically all my homework) door.  It says "No skateboarding or rollerblading in academic buildings."  Seriously, it does.  And naturally, the moment I saw it, I felt this indescribable urge to skateboard through the building, which I would actually consider if a) I had a skateboard and b) I were capable of staying on said skateboard and c) I weren't terrified of skateboarding.  Signs like that crack me up.  I wasn't even considering the idea until the sign so kindly suggested it to me.  

It also makes me wonder what on Earth happened to warrant that sign.

P.S.  Why can't I write paragraphs for my soc paper this easily?  Why!? WHY?!?!? WHY!!!!?!?!??!